why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
Don’t expect me to talk ever again
Julian: Aww, it’s a girl kissing another girl.
me: No, honey, that one is a boy.
Julian: Oh, I see that now. Aww…
me: How do you think they feel?
me: Yeah, I think so too. How else do you think they feel?
me: *gross sobbing*
Julian is very perceptive for a man in his forties… Or were you talking about your son?
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”